mostly-funnytwittertweets:

serialunaliver:

killy:

serialunaliver:

serialunaliver:

migraines should give you paid time off

not enough people know migraines is not just “head hurts”. it’s also “screaming crying throwing up”

So sorry about your migraines (been there) but how did your avatar’s hair color change in the two minutes between the original post and the reblog??

migraines will do that to you

snowonthebeachftlana:

numetalpuppygirl:

tshirt that says MY COCK IS HUGE AND MY GRIP ON REALITY IS TENUOUS AND MY COCK IS AVERAGE

vomiitz:

every day people ask questions that can be boiled down to how much overt misogyny is ok and if your answer is ‘none actually’ you are considered an extremist. anyway

despazito:

i still have trouble wrapping my head around how the beatles evolved from hit teen sensation boy band to psychedelic weirdos. i’m trying to think of a modern day equivalent. like what if BTS just got super into ketamine and jimin began singing about ants

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Apples are so fucked up you can get two from the same pile ans one tastes more like an apple than anything youve ever eaten and the other tastes like water poisoned by pharaohs

itsmyturnonthegender:

chaser:

chaser:

chaser:

Boss is asleep, cannot stop me from frogposting

First like and this has already found its intended audience

uh oh

hystericwisteria:

magnetic-deflection:

ryan-sometimes:

EXACTLY!

it pisses you off to see a faggot be so happy

#so correct#similar w straight women hating butch lesbians#you see a woman not shaving not wearing make up wearing comfy clothes and still being loved and desired#and remember you’ve contorted yourself into the shape of a Real Woman in exchange for soc acceptance & power#and denied yourself the gentle acceptance of doing what is comfortable on this earth#people needa stop taking out their own shit on gender nonconforming & trans people and start LEARNING from us#cause it is very obvious when cishet people are miserable and mad that we aren’t (via @closet-keys)

iamoutofideas:

he made all of these

theoldaeroplane:

worried that thing you put in your art or writing or game or music is too self-indulgent, too self-referential, too niche for anyone but yourself? fear not! you can do whatever you want forever. and you should.

caputvulpinum:

thats him officer thats the gnome that baked me the most beautiful raspberry scone

damazcuz:

I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination

nostrem:

nostrem:

trykiri:

nostrem:

This motherfucker is hideous.

I’ll kill you

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you

queerstudiesnatural:

just to satisfy my weird scientific curiosity. do you guys enjoy some types of non sexual pain, and if so which one is your favourite

tattoos

body hair removal (legs, bikini, armpits, chest, etc)

facial hair removal (eyebrows, moustache, etc)

burning hot showers/baths

ice cold showers/baths

hair pulling (for tight braiding, untangling, etc)

muscular exhaustion (during workouts)

sore muscles (after workouts)

insect bites/stings

something else not listed here

good sensations can sometimes be extreme, and i know i personally enjoy a good few of those, so i wanted to know which of these types of pain are the most commonly enjoyed :)

basically my question is. am i such a touch deprived weirdo that i’ll enjoy fucked up sensations no one else likes or am i normal