snaag:

scoobydoobooty:

Update pakistan; 
1. They are stopping people from giving blood to protestors who are bleeding out
2. They are forcing doctors not to report number of deaths and injuries
3. They have hit people with real steel bullets instead of rubber one’s
4. They are sending severely injured people home without giving them proper treatment

CAN WE PLEASE SIGNAL BOOST THIS? Because literally nobody I’ve spoken to about this even knows wtf is happening.

sexygeriatrics:

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

POKEMON CAR Close up!

tahthetrickster:

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i cant believe this

fulmadz:

So bad with my words but so good with my tongue

drunktrophywife:

*moaning* what’s ur credit card number

officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

romankyaryday:

i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

c0mf0rt-z0ne:

Bo Burnham speaking the truth

disneysnowprincess:

kitaronicus:

idina-love:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.


I’m crying

I haven’t laughed so hard.

disneysnowprincess:

kitaronicus:

idina-love:

walking—fairytale:

Hey look it’s Anna and Elsa.

I’m crying

I haven’t laughed so hard.

colinodonorgasm:

You got our message that the time and place of the hearing had been changed, did you?          I must have missed it.

jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt