Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to stop that.
I have no idea what you
want to hear from me. If you
are nice I will think about
letting you try on my hat. Ask
me stuff okay. I'm Jessa, lovely to meet you.

impwhoretant:

impwhoretant:

I’M CLEAN

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i took

a shower

July 28th / 308,945 notes

gallopingtormaunt:

lucithor:

Hey, adults of the world

How about instead of making kids terrified to ever fuck up

You teach them how to cope with the aftermath of fucking up and fix it as best they can

That way they’re not so overwhelmed with anxiety every time there’s even so much as a chance of making mistakes that they never try anything and dread making decisions because of it

THIS

July 28th / 240,544 notes

cakejam:

bae: come over

me: i cant im a polar bear

bae: but im off my..

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July 28th / 168 notes

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jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

wigglytuffer:

when your friend is in an argument and says a good comeback and you’re behind them like

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July 28th / 37,008 notes

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beyondtheoath:

Sometimes CAH hits too close to home.
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americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

July 28th / 206,917 notes

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adambloghart:

artaeologist:

there are five frogs staring at me right now

but only one can be america’s next top model

July 28th / 376,163 notes

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psyducked:

the royal council has assembled

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

July 28th / 152,745 notes

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